..........Rrrriiiight. [That's rough, buddy??? He does not know what to do with Sentient Book. Maybe just...maybe just let that one slide, yeah.]

...But, wait, do you actually remember being a book, or-- [Listen it's too weird not to ASK okay!!!] Maybe you were reading a book at the time? I'd ask if you're okay, but that question is so hilariously full of nonsense for everyone right now that it might as well not mean anything.