I don't remember being one either, but! Maybe that's the sort of thing you don't remember! Like, where'd I get this cool armor? Why was I asleep on a beach?

[His voice picks up a little bit, faster and a little defensive. If he's been bamboozled by the beach expert on corpses and this guy, he's probably been bamboozled by a couple of other people today. Is this robe and meditation thing a prank, too?? Ugh. He needs to get the hang of this stuff and turn it on them, instead.]

Some things are just mysteries!