With a 10, Alex has unfortunately come just shy of success. This leaves him with a Russian roulette of Dunkaroo choices, although he will not know it at first.
Most of the concoctions Miso Fou presents him with (all packaged in a strange and mysterious wrapper that is absolutely biodegradable, fuck plastic, he's a squid) are recognizable as Dunkaroos, but sort of . . . off? Like, they're edible, and at first bite they taste fine. The longer you eat them, though, the more you start to notice the aftertaste, which is weirdly stale. Like you got to them just before they went off, and they're not going to give you food poisoning, but they're going to make you think about it at least a little. Teeth must be brushed twice before this slightly off-putting taste goes away.
The other 10% or so of Dunkaroos are Dankaroos. These are recognizably different from the others because of the green sprinkles in the icing. It is up to OOC discretion who, if anyone, mistakenly or purposefully gets Dankaroos, but please dank responsibly.
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Most of the concoctions Miso Fou presents him with (all packaged in a strange and mysterious wrapper that is absolutely biodegradable, fuck plastic, he's a squid) are recognizable as Dunkaroos, but sort of . . . off? Like, they're edible, and at first bite they taste fine. The longer you eat them, though, the more you start to notice the aftertaste, which is weirdly stale. Like you got to them just before they went off, and they're not going to give you food poisoning, but they're going to make you think about it at least a little. Teeth must be brushed twice before this slightly off-putting taste goes away.
The other 10% or so of Dunkaroos are Dankaroos. These are recognizably different from the others because of the green sprinkles in the icing. It is up to OOC discretion who, if anyone, mistakenly or purposefully gets Dankaroos, but please dank responsibly.